Husbands and Wife Comedy Funny Joks In Hindi and English Husbands and Wife are the backbone of every family and are usually part of a variety of jokes and online jokers as well. If you are searching for funny husband wife jokes in English Hindi. This is the right place for English Hindi Funny Whatsapp Jokes with Images, Latest Jokes for Fun in English Hindi and Latest Jokes in English Hindi. Here you can read latest jokes with images and here we provide husband wife jokes, funny husband wife jokes,These wedding jokes and wedding puns will make you double up on laughter. You can also check our other funny jokes posts like tik tok jokes and more jokes.
Husbands and Wife comedy Funny Joks in Hindi and English
A Man Lost his Wife In Tsunami
One Drunk-Night ..
while standing on the Seashore, waves touching
on his feets .
He shouted to the Sea: ‘No matter how many times your Waves Touch my Feet
.
.
I’ll Never take her back .. !!
Its your mistake..
Deal With It Now..
………………………………………………******************************……………………………………………..
When you are single you see happy couple every where,
.
But
.
When u r married
.
you see Happy Singles every where………
………………………………………………******************************……………………………………………..
Real Astronomers are in our family,
1st Mother who showed the moon in childhood.
2nd papa – who used to show the whole universe in just 1 slap.
Third wife – who shows stars during the day. This NASA is just confusion.
………………………………………………******************************……………………………………………..
Two Golden rules of Very Happy Marriage
1-The wife is always right.
2-When you feel she is wrong slap yourself and read rule number 1 again.
………………………………………………******************************……………………………………………..
Wife: Har Successful Aadmi Ke Piche 1 Aurat Hoti Hai.
Husband: Aur Agar 1 Se Jyada Aurtey Hui To?
Khatarnaak Jawab…
Wife: To Bad Me Us Safal Aur Mahan Aadmi Ki Kahani
“Sawdhan India” Mein Dikhate Hai.😋😋😁
………………………………………………******************************……………………………………………..
Wife: Today, I want to relax, So I have brought three movie tickets.
Husband: why three tickets?
Wife: you and your parents.
………………………………………………******************************……………………………………………..
Husbands and Wife comedy Funny Joks in Hindi and English
Read also: Top 15 Latest Comedy Funny Chutkule Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi 2021
Wife: Honey …… What are You Looking for ?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour …??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
………………………………………………******************************……………………………………………..
Husband : (calls up Hotel Manager from room)
Please come fast, I am having an argument with my wife & she says she will jump from your hotel window.
Manager : Sir, I am sorry, but this is your personal Issue.
Husband : abbe saale ! The window is not opening. This is a maintenance issue ..
………………………………………………******************************……………………………………………..
पत्नी ने एक दिन अपने पति का मोबाइल चेक किया तो
उसमें कुछ इस तरह नाम सेव थे…
आंखों का इलाज
होठों का इलाज💏
दिल का इलाज
पत्नी ने गुस्से में अपना नंबर डायल किया, तो आया ‘ला-इलाज’!!
………………………………………………******************************……………………………………………..
मायके से पत्नी फोन पर:-
Wife: आपके बिना जी नहीं लगता..
Husband: अरे पगली,
ZEE नहीं लगता तो
स्टार और सोनी लगा कर देख लिया कर..
वो भी अच्छे चैनल हैं!
………………………………………………******************************……………………………………………..
पत्नी चांदनी रात में अपने पति के
साथ लेटी थी
पत्नी – जानू तुम्हें मुझमें क्या अच्छा लगता है…?
पति – मुझे तुमसे जुडी हर चीज़ अच्छी लगती है डार्लिंग…
पत्नी – जैसे कि बताओ ना…?
पति –
जैसे तुम्हारी छोटी बहन प्रिया…
तुम्हारी मौसी की लड़की शालू…
तुम्हारी मामी की लड़की शीतल।.
तुम्हारी बुआ की लड़की नेहा..
तुम्हारे पडोसी की बेटी ममता…
तुम्हारी सहेली पिंकी…
पति के दोनों घुटनों और जबडे का इलाज चल रहा है
………………………………………………******************************……………………………………………..
पत्नी: सुनो जी, आपको “आरती” याद है न…!
.
पति: हाँ…! वो पतली सी, काली आँखों वाली सुन्दर सी…! वही न…?
.
फिर पहले पति की “पूजा” हुई, सत्यनारायण भगवान बाद में पूजे गए…!
………………………………………………******************************……………………………………………..
पत्नी ने प्लाजो की जि़द की पति ने पिताजी का 36 इंच
मोहरी का पायजामा रंगवा कर दे दिया।
पत्नी खुशी जाहिर करते हुए नहीं थक रही।
वहां पिताजी पाजामा ढूंढते नहीं थक रहे।
और पति एक कोने बैठकर हंसते नहीं थक रहा।
………………………………………………******************************……………………………………………..
Source: thisismyindia.com/entertainment/jokes/husband-wife-jokes.